STEP 1
Drop in your URL
Submit a live website and let PixelBurn inspect the page, copy, hierarchy, and conversion path.
AI website roasts
Your website asked for an honest roast.
PixelBurn turns your URL into a funny, useful critique—with a score, specific conversion problems, and fixes you can act on.
Free score. No card required. Feelings mostly protected.
Example verdict
“Five buttons above the fold. Even your CTA has decision fatigue.”
What to expect from every burn
01
Useful over cruel
The joke gets your attention. The recommendation earns its place.
02
Specific over vague
See exactly what weakens clarity, trust, and conversion.
03
Honest by design
No invented experts, fake testimonials, or mysterious agency theater.
From URL to useful
A teardown without the two-week wait.
PixelBurn keeps the experience lightweight, but not shallow. You get the entertaining reveal first, then a practical path forward.
STEP 2
Get the honest version
Receive a Roast Score, a sharp one-liner, and concrete findings without sitting through a strategy call.
STEP 3
Fix what matters first
Turn the critique into prioritized changes for your headline, calls to action, mobile experience, and page flow.
Sample output
64/ 100
Your homepage has eleven things asking for attention. Your visitors have already opened a calmer tab.
Biggest offense
The headline never says what you do.
Conversion killer
Three CTAs compete above the fold.
Fix this first
Use one promise and one primary action.
Pay for depth, not drama
Start free. Upgrade when the truth gets useful.
One-time prices for individual roasts. No subscription hiding behind the punchline.
Quick Burn
$0
A fast, funny reality check for any public website.
- Overall Roast Score
- One sharp roast
- Three key findings
- Shareable result card
Best first upgrade
Full Roast
$7
A practical teardown when you are ready to improve.
- Complete UX critique
- Copy suggestions
- Conversion and mobile issues
- Prioritized fixes
Make It Better
$19
Direction you can use to rebuild your most important page.
- Everything in Full Roast
- Rewritten hero
- Suggested page structure
- CTA, color, and type direction
Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions with no spin.
Your homepage can take it
Get burned. Then build something better.
Submit your URL for a free score, useful findings, and a roast worth sending to the group chat.